But the first cold front of the year has hit Florida. I can tell by people on my Facebook page saying things like, "It's 35 degrees?!? This is Florida!" and posting links to newspaper articles talking about heavy frost and how we won't have any citrus crop and ITS THE BEGINNING OF THE APOCALYPSE!!! The Mayans meant Jan 4, 2012, not Dec 21. Keep pets and children indoors! Don't burn down your house with a space heater. Only, this happens every year. More than once. And this is what happens every.single.time.
Yes, apparently cold is 50 degrees for a low. (Mom is somewhere right now saying "Well it's cold to me!" Aren't you?)
I mean, if it snowed, which is has, I think people
would faint. This is out of our area of knowledge. Sure, we know
summer. Oh boy, do we know summer. I we know those of you who do not.
Yes, I am looking at you, sunburned, spandex wearing British tourist on
International Drive. You and your tomato red clan. It's called
sunblock. And no, you can't just keep drinking beer like you do at
home. Because after 2 or 3 on the beach, we will have to call an
ambulance because you didn't want to be a sissy and drink any water with
that.
So, since I fully believe I am the most winterized native Floridian that has ever existed, I will say this: That is not a cold snap, that's a heat wave.
So, since I fully believe I am the most winterized native Floridian that has ever existed, I will say this: That is not a cold snap, that's a heat wave.
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